“Daddy, sometimes you just need to put bows in your hair if you want to feel pretty”

“Daddy your legs are hairy, so we need to have a picnic”.

Infallible logic.

One month ago you couldn’t even reach the monkey bars without help! Today you were able to reach them on your own without help, and were swinging like a little gymnast!

Daddy was sitting on my stool.  I don’t want Daddy to sit on my stool. Crying for 20 minutes should resolve this problem.